Stop losing to boring competitors.

We find exactly where boring competitors are beating you on perception. Then build the brand that makes them look generic. If you're ready to look as dangerous as your product actually is, you're in the right place.

Stop losing to boring competitors.

We find exactly where boring competitors are beating you on perception. Then build the brand that makes them look generic. If you're ready to look as dangerous as your product actually is, you're in the right place.

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Is this you?

shit that's costing me money

☐ investors keep ghosting after meetings (metrics are good though??)

☐ lost another 2 deals this month to that competitor with the worse product

☐ my site/deck looks exactly like everyone else's now

☐ can't charge what i'm actually worth - people see the brand and think "budget option"

☐ ever since [competitor] raised + got new brand, i'm losing deals i used to close easy

shit that's costing me money

☐ investors keep ghosting after meetings (metrics are good though??)

☐ lost another 2 deals this month to that competitor with the worse product

☐ my site/deck looks exactly like everyone else's now

☐ can't charge what i'm actually worth - people see the brand and think "budget option"

☐ ever since [competitor] raised + got new brand, i'm losing deals i used to close easy

If you recognise any of these, you're losing money

If you recognise any of these, you're losing money

If you recognise any of these, you're losing money

Here's why boring brands are beating you.

1P

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THE OLD WAY
(What you've done)

  • Using ChatGPT + Canva like everyone else

  • DIY brand that looks like 10,000 other startups

  • Investors/customers see you as "too early"

  • Competing on price because brand doesn't justify premium

  • Losing deals before you even quote

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THE OLD WAY
(What you've done)

  • Using ChatGPT + Canva like everyone else

  • DIY brand that looks like 10,000 other startups

  • Investors/customers see you as "too early"

  • Competing on price because brand doesn't justify premium

  • Losing deals before you even quote

VS

2P

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2P

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THE NEW WAY
(What we do)

  • Custom brand designed to make competitors look generic

  • Stand out in a sea of AI-generated sameness

  • Make you look like a "real company" not "side project"

  • Command premium pricing through perception

  • Help you win deals before pricing even comes up

This isn't about making things "pretty." This is about weaponising perception so you stop losing.

The 4-Week Weaponisation Sprint

Week 01
Find how to beat them
We audit where competitors win on perception. Build strategy to make them look generic.
→ You approve strategy. Direction locked.
Week 02
Build your weapon
Week 03
Complete the arsenal
Week 04
Launch and win
Week 01
Find how to beat them
We audit where competitors win on perception. Build strategy to make them look generic.
→ You approve strategy. Direction locked.
Week 02
Build your weapon
Week 03
Complete the arsenal
Week 04
Launch and win

Why only 2 rounds? Because endless revisions = brands that never ship. You're bleeding money daily. We force launches.

They stopped losing.

The problem: Needed evolution for next stage of investment. Had to move fast.


"Outstanding branding work that impressed our team. We secured angel investor funding within weeks of launching the rebrand."

Tim Waterlow, Co-Founder

The problem: Dormant label. Needed credibility asap. Brand screamed "hobby."


"Quick turnarounds, high-quality designs, genuinely understands brand vision. We've successfully run 5 events since the rebrand and lined up collaborations with major industry leaders."

Phil Source, Founder

The problem: Losing to competitors. Applications down from last year.


"Spotted the cracks, fixed them fast, delivers 10/10 results. Within the first month, applications were up 150% and email open rates jumped from 10% to 35%."

Jack Rogers, Founder

Why us vs everyone else

Most studios start with aesthetics. We start with your competitors.


We find exactly where they're beating you on perception. Then we build the brand that makes them look generic.


That's not design. That's competitive warfare.

And we do it unapologetically.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY COMPETITIVE

UNAPOLOGETICALLY COMPETITIVE

UNAPOLOGETICALLY COMPETITIVE

We find the gaps. We find where they look credible and you don't. Then we build the exact brand weapon that closes that gap and makes them look like the generic option.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY DIRECT

UNAPOLOGETICALLY DIRECT

UNAPOLOGETICALLY DIRECT

We'll tell you when your ideas are wrong. You're hiring people who've studied your competitors, know what beats them, and aren't afraid to say it even when it's not what you want to hear.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY FAST

UNAPOLOGETICALLY FAST

UNAPOLOGETICALLY FAST

You're bleeding money right now.

Every week you look like everyone else is another deal lost, another investor ghosted, another hire choosing the competitor. We move fast because speed is a weapon.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY US

UNAPOLOGETICALLY US

UNAPOLOGETICALLY US

If you want yes-men who'll pixel push your vision into mediocrity, hire someone else.

If you want authentic people who'll weaponise your brand and tell you what actually wins you're in the right place.

If you want yes-men who'll pixel push your Brand hire someone else.


If you want authentic people who'll weaponise your brand and tell you hard truths, you're in the right place.

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Pitch Deck's

Pitch Deck's

Pitch Deck's

Brand Identity

Brand Identity

Brand Identity

Full Website's

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Full Website's

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£2,995 PM

What happens: While competitors spend months rebranding, you evolve seamlessly. Stay dangerous continuously

What you get:

Unlimited requests (one at a time)

Pause or cancel anytime

Strategic input

Ongoing support for when things change

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BRAND WEAPONISATION SPRINT

FROM £4,999 ONE OFF

What happens: Investors stop ghosting. Deals stop dying in finals. You can charge premium

What you get:

Brand Strategy Document


CHOICE OF ONE primary deliverable:

15-slide Pitch Deck

5-page Website


CHOICE OF ONE supporting arsenal:

(Email Templates / Social Templates / Lead Magnets)

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